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Friday, 31 July 2020
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Thursday, 30 July 2020
My husband tampered with his condom and forced me to keep the baby
I(24f) have a husband(30m) and a new born child.
My husband admitted to wanting a child knowing I didn’t so he poked holes in his condoms hoping to get me pregnant. When I found out I was he claimed that it must be meant to be since we took all of the precautions we could. I wanted to abort but he got mad and told me that I’m not killing his child.
When he told me what He did I started crying that he put me through so much pain during the pregnancy and risked my life(almost bled out) instead of finding someone who wants kids. I’m not sure what to do, I need advice
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LPT: If your young child suddenly starts misbehaving after watching TV, check if they've been watching "Caliou"
One of my relatives had an absolute saga on their social media page about how their son would suddenly start doing naughty/ deliberately annoying shit after the 1/2 hour in the afternoon she plunked him in front of the TV so she could get stuff done. Specifically, how unbelievably whiny he became.
It was "like a switch". Always. No TV time, no suddenly bad kid. They had no problem dealing with it but couldn't understand why it happened because dad had locked out everything that wasn't Y7/G-rated, absolutely ironclad.
This went on for a MONTH before I convinced her that many post-2000 "kids shows" are in fact complete garbage, and suggested she peek in on him. Soon after that, she messaged me asking how to block one more show.
Inexplicable bad behavior has ceased. And judging from multiple parent-review sites, she's far from the only mother that this has happened to.
EDIT: Holy flaming crap on toast, this blew up like the Death Star!
Keep calm, show your kids Looney Tunes, and to hell with "outdated cultural references".
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My family has a restaurant on a Greek island. Here's how we respond to the influencers asking for free food in exchange for social media coverage.
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My family has a restaurant on a Greek island. We receive dozens of messages like these every year: "I'm an influencer, can I come and eat in exchange for posting a photo of your restaurant on instagram?" For the last 3 years I have been responding with the following: “thank you very much, however our restaurant has a policy. We charge every influencer who wants to eat here normally, however we offer food of equal value to people in need instead." NO ONE has ever accepted to come under this condition. That is, to pay for his food even if I will then offer free food of the same value to people in need. Most of they time they don't even reply and some even delete their original message. Dear influencers: You are just making a fool out of yourselves by trying to create a fake cosmopolitan lifestyle based on begging. You can read the original source in Greek here. [link] [comments] |
Wednesday, 29 July 2020
TIFU by buying my wife a sex book
Our sex life has been pretty boring for the three years we’ve been married. We are both on our second marriage, I’m a widower and she’s divorced.
My late wife was very very adventurous and her first husband was vanilla missionary or nothing.
Over lunch yesterday we talked about sex and how it’s become mundane with her admitting that she’s only really ever felt comfortable with “ordinary” sex because that’s all she’s known. I suggested we get a book for her to read to get an idea of what she might like to try.
So we went into town to the bookshop and bought a book which she spent the next three hours reading in the bath.
Come bed time, 9pm unusually, I’m dragged to bed and set upon in very pleasurable way until about an hour in I feel fingers caressing my anus and perineum. Then a finger followed and to my surprise the one and only vibrator (a small one) we have was pushed inside of me. Much pleasure was had until my wife gasped and started to sound worried.
Behind me I felt a lot of fumbling, wife was sounding worried then just stopped and said sorry. I asked what had happened, the vibe had slipped (been pushed) a little to far and had gone all the way in.
For the next hour we tried to excrete the thing and finally gave up, still buzzing inside.
As we’d both had a drink a taxi was booked and a trip to A&E was made.
It took only a few minutes with a speculum, lube and forceps to remove the then quiet vibe from me and after promising to be more careful in future we returned home.
This morning I skipped my normal bike ride and have sat gingerly at my desk.
Wife just wandered in and wondered if I’d like to get a bigger vibe so it doesn’t get stuck. I don’t know what I’ve awakened.
Tldr: bought wife a sex book and ended up in a&e with vibe stuck in my anus.
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